Hello humans surprisingly I still am alive!
I know, shocking isn’t it?
Did ya miss me?
Well let’s just say life has it’s ups and it’s downs, anyways I had a Random Fandom prepared for days and I even had idea till part 5 but I’ll use those when I am desperate for now I’m writing letters to fictional characters.
So I saw Nehal writing letters who was inspired by Akshita, so thank you Nehal and Akshita :D.
And just a heads up the writing in italic is just side by side commentary feel free to ignore it.
First of all let’s start with the one and the only the man I hate the most DUMBLEDORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Drum plays in background*
DISCLAIMER-I DON’T WISH TO HURT ANY GRYFFINDOR OR HUFFLEPUFF, AND I ADMIRE YOU ALL.
Let’s get straight to the point shall we?
I am not a huge fan of you because you are biased towards Gryffindors pretend that Ravenclaws don’t exist and always make the Slytherins look like the villains and and yeah ignore Hufflepuffs too (not a Hufflepuff so I don’t really care but heheh nvm),
but I still am writing this letter to you asking you the reason why I didn’t get my letter. Ok I think now I know why you didn’t give me my Hogwarts letter probably cause I insulted you so much, nvm, just wanted to tell you that as much as I hate you, your quotes are somewhat really inspiring you know what forget it (I still am mad at you for not sending my Hogwarts letter you have no clue how much I waited for it. PS, it still isn’t too late, I might even forgive you for not bothering about my house and making Slytherin’s look evil. (Notice the might, I’m gonna lure you then think about it and then trap you and curse you after I get admitted into Hogwarts cause you DO NOT mess with Slytherins (also an update people I took the quiz again I’m a Slytherin yassssssss) ) ).
Also I just remembered you’re dead nvm, glad you are not gonna lie McGonagall is a way better headmistress but yeah whatever rest in peace.
*Is thoroughly confused by the number of brackets and spends a minute correcting them. Then crumples the letter and throws it in the dustbin.*
Dear Professor McGonagall since you are a headmistress now so correction heheh I had forgotten that.
How is your day? I hope it’s been good. How are you coping up with having so many Weasleys in your school?
Have Albus and Scorpius gotten into more trouble? Well you know I used to be a pretty good prefect and am used to silencing and disciplining rascals I could help you out (seriously I’m desperate, I would even be happy with staying in Myrtle’s bathroom tolerating her all day if I get to come to Hogwarts).
I really would love to know why I didn’t receive my Hogwarts letter, I admire you so much. I even think that you would’ve made an exemplary Ravenclaw (why did you choose Gryffindor I mean come on, Gryffindor is a bit too chivalrous and SERIOUSLY OVERRATED, but let’s not insult your house (the only reason I tolerate it is cause Hermione and of course the Weasley twins I mean come on who doesn’t love them? I’m guessing Death Eaters but that’s beside the point)).
System pops the message ‘Your files are too large they will be shared as drive links’
*Clicks on sharing with one person view only*
*The author of this
post letter is still thoroughly confused by the brackets.*
And that’s it for today PS today is world chocolate day so don’t forget to have a chocolate 😉 !
I just want some chocolate frogs right now cause it’s magic and chocolate what could be better than that (actually books are click here to read some good reasons so as to why reading is awesome).
Click here to read part 1 of the Random Fandom series!
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