Random Fandom Things#2

Hello humans surprisingly I still am alive!
I know, shocking isn’t it?
Did ya miss me?
Well let’s just say life has it’s ups and it’s downs, anyways I had a Random Fandom prepared for days and I even had idea till part 5 but I’ll use those when I am desperate for now I’m writing letters to fictional characters.
So I saw Nehal writing letters who was inspired by Akshita, so thank you Nehal and Akshita :D.
And just a heads up the writing in italic is just side by side commentary feel free to ignore it.

First of all let’s start with the one and the only the man I hate the most DUMBLEDORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Drum plays in background*

DISCLAIMER-I DON’T WISH TO HURT ANY GRYFFINDOR OR HUFFLEPUFF, AND I ADMIRE YOU ALL.

Dear Dumbledore,
Let’s get straight to the point shall we?
I am not a huge fan of you because you are biased towards Gryffindors pretend that Ravenclaws don’t exist and always make the Slytherins look like the villains and and yeah ignore Hufflepuffs too (not a Hufflepuff so I don’t really care but heheh nvm), but I still am writing this letter to you asking you the reason why I didn’t get my letter. Ok I think now I know why you didn’t give me my Hogwarts letter probably cause I insulted you so much, nvm, just wanted to tell you that as much as I hate you, your quotes are somewhat really inspiring you know what forget it (I still am mad at you for not sending my Hogwarts letter you have no clue how much I waited for it. PS, it still isn’t too late, I might even forgive you for not bothering about my house and making Slytherin’s look evil. (Notice the might, I’m gonna lure you then think about it and then trap you and curse you after I get admitted into Hogwarts cause you DO NOT mess with Slytherins (also an update people I took the quiz again I’m a Slytherin yassssssss) ) ).
Also I just remembered you’re dead nvm, glad you are not gonna lie McGonagall is a way better headmistress but yeah whatever rest in peace.

*Is thoroughly confused by the number of brackets and spends a minute correcting them. Then crumples the letter and throws it in the dustbin.*

Dear Professor McGonagall since you are a headmistress now so correction heheh I had forgotten that.
Headmistress McGonagall,
How is your day? I hope it’s been good. How are you coping up with having so many Weasleys in your school?
Have Albus and Scorpius gotten into more trouble? Well you know I used to be a pretty good prefect and am used to silencing and disciplining rascals I could help you out (seriously I’m desperate, I would even be happy with staying in Myrtle’s bathroom tolerating her all day if I get to come to Hogwarts).
I really would love to know why I didn’t receive my Hogwarts letter, I admire you so much. I even think that you would’ve made an exemplary Ravenclaw (why did you choose Gryffindor I mean come on, Gryffindor is a bit too chivalrous and SERIOUSLY OVERRATED, but let’s not insult your house (the only reason I tolerate it is cause Hermione and of course the Weasley twins I mean come on who doesn’t love them? I’m guessing Death Eaters but that’s beside the point)). 
Mischief Managed!

System pops the message ‘Your files are too large they will be shared as drive links’
*Clicks on sharing with one person view only*

*The author of this post letter is still thoroughly confused by the brackets.*

And that’s it for today PS today is world chocolate day so don’t forget to have a chocolate 😉 !

I just want some chocolate frogs right now cause it’s magic and chocolate what could be better than that (actually books are click here to read some good reasons so as to why reading is awesome).
Click here to read part 1 of the Random Fandom series!
🅡🅐🅝🅓🅞🅜 🅕🅐🅝🅓🅞🅜 🅣🅗🅘🅝🅖🅢 #❶

How long did you wait for your Hogwarts letter when you turned 11?
Have you given up your wait?

Chamach

Chamach, or more commonly known to people not from India as a spoon, is a very powerful object I got to say, even more powerful than the elder wand, the trident from Mako Mermaids (I’m quite obsessed with it these days xD ), or Riptide, wanna know why?
It has the power to bring old friends back together, and make them laugh (pretty sure that part was my stupidity, but eh)
So what happened was a classmate of mine (not gonna say her name) was explaining a topic to another of my classmate on our old class group (we are all in diff sections now😭😭 cause 9th grade is bad), and she asked about a chemistry doubt, so that topic was about mixtures (heterogenous and homogenous we were studying those in class) and usually we say adding a teaspoon to this much water or whatever makes it a homogenous (I think) solution, so instead of saying teaspoon she said chamach, so she was like add a chamach of this to water or coffee and it makes it this and that, and I was like (along with another friend of mine) chamach? Like dude are you okay, did you write that in your notebook cause usually we use teaspoons not a 2 chamachs of this and that to describe(she said chamachs, like thats not even a word, its chamach) (I just went to google translate and saw that it is actually chammach in english but eh, who cares).

So yeah it was literally by just a mistake she said chamach, but me being the crazy person I am made it into a joke, (it was even my hangouts status for DAYS) so from then on I spam everyone with anyways when we just repeated it like two to three of us, the rest of us kept laughing till like 10 minutes, ending the group’s silence and everything felt normal again (sorta) and I still spam everyone with it when everything goes silent, cause why not?
Even though it’s not funny for anyone, it is for us, being the crazy weirdos we are (or I am).


CHAMACH IS AWESOME PV, YOU HAVE TO REALISE THAT🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄

-Aanya

Anyways there is also something else I need to thank you about, and that is 600 followers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAYAYAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU💕💕💕💕💕

YOU ALL MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The only reason I am including this is cause Panna asked me too, like I am grateful for people who follow but these days most are spam ig? Cause the people who read are still more important than followers and since she reads my posts, I have now added this, I hope you’re happy 😀 )

And next, A BOOK HAUL (my favorite thing in the entire world)

Basically it was the HP book series cause my lil bro started reading it (and irritating me A LOT about it) and the LOTR series for me, and till what I have read till now IT IS SOOOO FUN!!!!!!!
I can’t wait to complete it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Has any of you ever done anything as stupid as I did?
Which was the last series you read?
Did ya like it?

“You’re just as sane as I am”

“You’re just as sane as I am”

~Luna Lovegood

The freakiest words one can ever hear, “You’re just as sane as I am”.

So recently I was irritating my friend Priyamvada (who also happens to be an awesome blogger) a few minutes ago, and she was going crazy sitting at home and all, then I sent her a message “Don’t worry, you’re just as sane as I am.”

So she’s a very calm, cool, SANE and not so crazy like me, so she was sorta ranting on, cause school, oof, too much work these days, anyways, I just told her you’re just as sane as I am, and she went kaboom, so I’m just going to add a bit of her reaction (not that entire thing, no way am I going to do that).

So the funny thing, in this wasn’t how we went crazy or what, it’s just it made us realize to what extent covid is actually affecting us (if you knew me IRL you would know), so I am totally NOT going to rant on about how to keep it sane and keep us out of depression and how covid is totally DESTROYING our already doomed lives, I just going to say *realizes she forgot what she was going to say*
I’m just going to leave it here.
Staying at home is HARD.
9th grade is even harder.
And we’re all equally sane, so no worries, everyone is going crazy, even the most cool calm and collected ones!

Have you ever scared your friend like I did today?

Happy International Harry Potter’s Day

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Hey humans!
Happy Harry Potter Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here’s a poem on HP! (cause I am and will always be obsessed with Harry Potter, always)

The trio of magic
Their childhood might have been tragic
Those three got out with courage
And Hermione's knowledge

They taught me to live
They helped me thrive
They were my childhood
And taught me more than any mere textbook

And if you ask me
About my obsession
AFTER ALL THIS TIME
It'll be there ALWAYS

Here I have comprised a list of all my HP posts!
They have tons of facts about Harry Potter
I hope you like reading them, you can view more of them here and you can find all Potterly Wisdom posts here.

Secret Passages

ALTERNATE NAME

NEVER TICKLE A SLEEPING DRAGON

A BIT ABOUT GRANGER

FAKES

MALFOY

ORIGINALS

CO-ED

Oops! A Very CARless Mistake

PATRONUSES

WHOA! THAT’S ONE TALL DUDE

Wow!! What a Great Wizard

Wise but not WISEST

I’M A DRUMMER

SLURRRRRP!!

She who saved the world

9 REASONS WHY SLYTHERIN IS’NT TOO BAD FOR A HOUSE

Origin

Ravenclaw

Patronus Part -2 (Obviously)

Wand

WANDS- PART 2

Hatstalls

Patronus Part-3

Wands Part-3

Dumbledore

Muggle

Malfoy #2

The Sacred 28

Patronus Part-4 OR Lucius Malfoy #1

Fakes #2 / Malfoy #3

Lucius Malfoy #2

Patronus Part-5

O.W.L.S. and N.E.W.T.S.

Inspiration

Actual House#1

Hatstalls #2

May 2

Nagini

Escapee

Bellatrix Lestrange #1

7th Heaven of Magic

Lily Luna Potter

Scamander Brothers#1

Obscurial #1

Obscurial#2 / Dumbledore Family #1

Obscurial#3

Dumbledore Family #2

Dumbledore #2

Grindelwald#1

Bellatrix Lestrange #2

Patronus Part-6

Homework

Blood Pact

Ravenclaw #2

Peeves

“I Hate Paris”

Remembrall

Dye

Birthday

Natalie McDonald

Patronus Part-7

Yayy!! Party Time

Be eccentric

150!! Oh and Ginny Weasley

Umbridge-itis

Harry Potter Theories

Bellatrix Lestrange #3

Leaky Cauldron

Professor Filius Flitwick

A Few Thoughts

Malfoy#3

Is Ilvermorny dear!!

Ilvermorny

Ravenclaw! (a poem)

Every house is special (a poem)

Joke time!!

I got no clue what to write the title as

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“‘What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?’ said George indignantly.”

Happy Birthday Weasley twins!!
I was thinking about a prank but the only one I could think off, Pannaga already did, *sighs*
And me not that good at pranks, so uhh yeah

But Happy Birthday to them

Just a random post, how are you guys, how has your day been?

This one for the bullies

Me hanging with the jocks,
The cool kids of the school,
The ones who don't wash their socks,
Some of them were bullies,
Who steal people's cookies.

I saw them tyrannize a girl,
Making fun of her health,
Though she was as priceless as a pearl,
Oh how they laughed and hurt her,
As they made fun of her sweater.

Too fragile they said to her,
All of my group chuckled and guffawed with those bullies,
But I didn't I told my mom,
I didn't laugh at her, or be mean to her,
But she didn't know why,
So I said,
"I was that girl mumma!"

Heya people, look who’s back, this girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This poem is one I wrote yesterday after a time I can finally laugh at those idiots who used to bully irritate (lets make it irritate instead of bully to be nice to them shall we) me and call me allergy
Finally, but I’ll still be on and off for a few more weeks, but I most certainly will be active here!!!!
Also, I will be doing NaNoFinMo this year (since I got some time now then 9th grade 😑) which is basically finishing your novel, or editing it I guess? Eh!
So uh yeah, also I noticed something, so for those of you who have read the worst witch or watched it, you’ll know about Ethel HALLOW}
Like HALLOW like the deathly hallows
And yeah, I was gonna write something else too, but I kinda forgot what so uhh yeah
Anyways, bye humans!

Joke time!!

So, I was anxious to hear the joke which Dumbledore was about to tell and to read this letter and it’s response, it’s what I found on Mugglenet.

That one about the troll, the hag, and the leprechaun…

Dear Professor Dumbledore,

Could you please finish the joke you started in Harry’s fourth year, where a troll, a hag, and a leprechaun walk into a bar? I know a plethora of fans (including myself!) really want to hear the end of this joke.

Ashrita

Dear Ashrita,

I’m so glad that you asked this question. Here is the (abridged) joke:

A leprechaun, a troll, and a hag all went into a bar.

“Benny!” said the bartender to the leprechaun, “I warned you three not to come back here after the last time. Took me weeks to clean up after all the mischief you caused.”

“Oh but it’s Floss’s birthday,” said Benny pointing to the hag. (She smiled and showed off her one good tooth.) “Give us a quick pint and let Troll and me sing to her. Then we’ll be on our way. Cross me heart an’ hope ta die.”

The bartender was a soft-hearted (and rather soft-headed) man, and so he did as Benny asked.

No sooner had they finished their drinks when a fight broke out over who should be allowed to give Floss a birthday kiss.

The troll and the leprechaun wrestled like they were caught in Devil’s Snare and broke a remarkable amount of glassware. The bartender tried every spell he knew to stop them, but nothing worked. (Truth to tell, he was not a very good wizard.)

Meanwhile Floss the Hag stood by, grinning and looking quite pleased with the celebration in her honor.

After a lengthy brawl, the troll had the advantage. He towered over the quaking leprechaun, ready to smash an enormous beer barrel over the poor fellow’s head.

“Oh for pity’s sake,” said Floss who was also an accomplished witch. “Alohomora!”

With a wave her wand, Floss opened the sealed barrel, dumping a lovely, golden brew over the troll, and quite possibly saving the leprechaun’s life.

“Floss!” cried the leprechaun. “Let me thank ye with a wee kiss.” But the hag shook her tangled tresses of hair and refused him.

“Yeh see! I’m the one she likes!” shouted Troll. He somersaulted to his lady love and tried to gather her in his great arms. But in a blink of a Cyclops’ eye, the hag disapparated and her companions fled.

Once again, the bartender was left with a dreadful mess to clean up. His wife, who had witnessed the whole affair, heaved a sighed and began to mop up the ale.

“Well, my dear,” she said. “At least we’ve learned two important lessons.”

“What’s that?” said her grumpy husband. (He was in no mood for philosophical musing.)

“Obviously,” the wise and alarmingly cheerful woman continued, “A Benny saved is a Benny spurned. And a rolling troll gathers no Floss.”

—

And now you see why Professor McGonagall stopped me from telling this joke.

In fact, she has heard me tell it twice and has threatened me with several Unforgivable Curses if I ever attempt to tell it again in her presence.

I believe this type of joke — one that can go on for a very long time with an annoyingly small payoff– is called “a shaggy dog story” in Muggle terms. I consider it excellent fun. Especially when I allow myself to sing every verse of the troll and the leprechaun’s birthday songs!

I once knew a very fine leprechaun who excelled at this sort of tale. His record length of time before delivering a faintly amusing punch line was somewhere in the neighborhood of seven years. Unfortunately, he was driven out of Ireland immediately afterward.

I encourage you to tell this joke to your friends and add as many ridiculous and unimportant details as possible.

But do not blame me if they are not your friends when you finish.

Yours in mischief and mirth,
Professor A. Dumbledore

What do you find more hilarious the joke or Professor Dumbledore’s letter?

Stay safe!!

Every house is special

Hufflepuff the sweetest of all
The loyal, the patient
They work so hard
They are the most proficient
You may call these hard-workers weak
But remember for him didn’t you weep
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Ravenclaw the wisest of all
Ravenclaw the ones who you call a know-it-all
Ravenclaws the ones with wisdom and wit
To get into their sacred place
A riddle you must solve
So tell me do you know it
A riddle solved by those know-it-alls
You may call them stuck up
But tell me didn't she teach you all
Eccentricity is the best
It will help you on your quest
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Gryffindor, the brave and mighty lions
Gryffindor, the ones with most of the nerves
Gryffindors, the ones that can stand up to their friends
Gryffindor, the knights in the shining armor 
Chivalrous they are
Loyal you may call them
But tell me, didn't he make the Order fall
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Slytherin, the most ambitious of all
Those cunning minds can lead and help you
Just as loyal as a Gryffindor
They are the most resourceful
Yet their courage is just as forceful
Not all are self-centered
Not all are selfish
You may call them incapable of love
Ah, but many of them encountered 
With Aphrodite's dove
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All the houses are unique in their own way
Yet all have exceptions
And traitors
All are special
All are different
And that is what is best about them!!

So don’t be riddikulus

If you haven’t yet then read Harry Potter

It’s the best

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Ravenclaw!

Ravenclaw, Ravenclaw
You call us arrogant
But have you met us all
You don’t know us as you think you do
Join us and you might learn a thing or two


Ravenclaw, Ravenclaw
You call us uptight
But have you met us all
You Gryffindors are the nosiest when we go to a mall


Ravenclaw, Ravenclaw
You call us cold
But have you met us all
You Slytherins are the coldest of them all

Ravenclaw, Ravenclaw
You call us judgementall
But have you met us all
You Hufflepuffs trust all
Which results in your fall


Ravenclaw, Ravenclaw
It is the best
Join us on your quest
Because Ravenclaw is the best

I know I am bad at poetry, but I swear this is my worst attempt XDXD……….. Anyway this is just me highlighting why Ravenclaw is the best house of all!!!!!! Also I don’t intend to hurt you all people from other houses……… It’s just for me Ravenclaw is the best, and I am sure most of you agree 😉

Mischief Managed!!